Thursday, January 15, 2009

Big Macked, 1/4 Pounded w/ Cheez (Super Size Remix)

Father Maynardo, let me rip this shit.

Ayo, third eye blind realize...
This ya boy Carve gettin' dopehomo up in this Denny's warehouse.
Breakfast Slammer on my plate
Chiseldoggin' beer_and_nascar, not feelin' all that str8.
Got a dick in my ass (got it?)
Playin' tag with vaginas (eww, not It)
Pepsi Cola in my front hole go down real slow
Make its way 2 the back, comes out my asshole
Post in your thread - They call me Attn Whore
Post my own thread - Ruin the Msg Board
Two years back Lotze stole my thunder
Yo, playin' with u dudes gives me stiff lumber ( just playing hah ahaha)
But 4 real... only Panda Express got my number.

No recourse. Peace out while I fire up this James Blunt.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Non Compos Mentis

Lazer beams, Pyoo Pyoo
Zero-G; mayonnaise asshole
My dome is set to God Mode
Headshots and Haxxorz
Horsecops(neigh) and freakin' flowers(blue)
I want to cream Mandy Moore's
underdeveloped clone(pwnd) and
I've got a rock hard bone
for Kelly Clarkson.
(Shoutout to the pretty ladies in Quacky's trunk and basement)
Mindfreak: Activate

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Transmission from Dr. Sam Neill:

I'm trapped in el freakin' Mouth O' Madness and I can't get a goddamned signal. HALP.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Das Frikken Delicatessen

Major Lieutenant Danimal raided the Dunkaroos locker along with the remainder of the stimpacks.

P.S. We require more minerals.

P.P.S. We require more Vespene gas.


Monday, July 14, 2008

Event Verizon

"Where we're going, we won't need four bars for long distance calls."

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Danger, Danger, Stranger

The wheelchairs in Fitness Room 3-G have been armed with small munitions. Robot Legs Larry is elated. Dismantle at once.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008


Hologram Man Dan is clogged in the posterior. Holographic suppositories are in the Medlab if needed.