Non Compos Mentis

Lazer beams, Pyoo Pyoo
Zero-G; mayonnaise asshole
My dome is set to God Mode
Headshots and Haxxorz
Horsecops(neigh) and freakin' flowers(blue)
I want to cream Mandy Moore's
underdeveloped clone(pwnd) and
I've got a rock hard bone
for Kelly Clarkson.
(Shoutout to the pretty ladies in Quacky's trunk and basement)
Mindfreak: Activate

Transmission from Dr. Sam Neill:

I'm trapped in el freakin' Mouth O' Madness and I can't get a goddamned signal. HALP.

Das Frikken Delicatessen

Major Lieutenant Danimal raided the Dunkaroos locker along with the remainder of the stimpacks.


P.S. We require more minerals.

P.P.S. We require more Vespene gas.

P.P.P.S HALP.

Event Verizon

"Where we're going, we won't need four bars for long distance calls."

Danger, Danger, Stranger

The wheelchairs in Fitness Room 3-G have been armed with small munitions. Robot Legs Larry is elated. Dismantle at once.

Notice:

Hologram Man Dan is clogged in the posterior. Holographic suppositories are in the Medlab if needed.